“X PHP Snippets” type articles abound on the Internet, so why write another one? Well, let’s face it… the PHP snippets in them are generally lame. Snippets that generating a random string or return $_SERVER["REMOTE_ADDR"] for the IP Address of a client really aren’t that interesting and are of modest usefulness. Instead, here’s five snippets that you’ll no doubt find interesting and useful, presented along with the problems that inspired them. I hope the creativity in many of them inspire you to write better and more creative code in your own day-to-day endeavors.