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Published: May 10 2009 / 02:33

Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls. - Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server. - Many more...
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rick replied ago:

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They wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard!

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rubayeet replied ago:

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Chuck Norris can Divide By Zero!

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jvsteel replied ago:

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Chuck Norris can recite Pi to over 900 decimal points wihout moving his lips.

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mmyers.myopenid.com replied ago:

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If you liked this, you may appreciate Jon Skeet Facts: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/305223/jon-skeet-facts

Jon Skeet is the top user on StackOverflow (http://stackoverflow.com/users?page=1), but most of the "facts" are funny even without knowing of him.

"Jon Skeet is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe."
"Jon Skeet does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is *not* exceptional."
"When Jon Skeet points to null, null quakes in fear."
"Drivers think twice before they dare interrupt Jon's code."

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Miloskov replied ago:

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Hahahah ROFL. Chuck Norris Rocks!, Chuck Norris the Texas Rrranggerrr.... :D

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