Published: May 10 2009 / 02:33
They wanted to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard!
Chuck Norris can Divide By Zero!
Chuck Norris can recite Pi to over 900 decimal points wihout moving his lips.
If you liked this, you may appreciate Jon Skeet Facts: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/305223/jon-skeet-facts
Jon Skeet is the top user on StackOverflow (http://stackoverflow.com/users?page=1), but most of the "facts" are funny even without knowing of him.
"Jon Skeet is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe."
"Jon Skeet does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is *not* exceptional."
"When Jon Skeet points to null, null quakes in fear."
"Drivers think twice before they dare interrupt Jon's code."
Hahahah ROFL. Chuck Norris Rocks!, Chuck Norris the Texas Rrranggerrr.... :D
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