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Published: Sep 02 2009 / 06:37

The most used sentences by programmers.
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yakkoh replied ago:

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Missing are:
I did NOT change a thing in this program. I don't understand why we having that bug now.
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The changes I have made are absolutely not related to that bug.
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I don't have the right tools to do the job: I need the new super C++!! compiler.
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(blaming structure)
I know why. Something has installed a Microsoft update.
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(blaming structure)
YOU told me to go in production with this program.
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(blaming structure)
Not me! I was away.

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hartsock replied ago:

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*lol* Top ten sentences only shows one sentence: "Error establishing a database connection" ...
so true... so true...

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eelmore replied ago:

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100% stolen from other sources.

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Rob Signorelli replied ago:

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Stealing from 1 source is plagiarism. Stealing from many is research. Also, if we judged all posts on dzone based on your metric, about 90% of them would go away. Hmm, you may actually be onto something :)

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Dave Newton replied ago:

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I saw that same sentence somewhere else last week, you copy-cat.

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BlackWasp replied ago:

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Hehe, I work from home a lot and even when I am on my own I say some of these.

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